Quotes from Standup Comic Steven Wright
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
Why are there five syllables in the word “monosyllabic”?
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, "Where the hell is my roof?"
Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect; then they told me nobody’s perfect so I stopped practicing.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?
Jacob Teitelbaum, M.D. is one of the most frequently quoted post viral CFS, fibromyalgia, energy, sleep and pain medical authorities in the world. He is the author of 12 books including You Can Heal from Long Covid, the best-selling From Fatigued to Fantastic!, Pain Free 1-2-3, The Complete Guide to Beating Sugar Addiction, Real Cause Real Cure, The Fatigue and Fibromyalgia Solution, and the popular free Smart Phone app Cures A-Z. He is the lead author of eight research studies and three medical textbook chapters on effective treatment for fibromyalgia and chronic fatigue syndrome. Dr. Teitelbaum appears often as a guest on news and talk shows nationwide, including past appearances on Good Morning America, The Dr. Oz Show, Oprah & Friends, CNN, and FoxNewsHealth.
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