My friend’s bakery burnt down yesterday. Now his business is toast.
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
Why did it take so long for the pirates to learn the Alphabet? They got stuck at C.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
Someone stole my mood ring yesterday. I still don’t know how I feel about that.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
I don't want to brag, but I finished the puzzle in under a week and it said 2-4 years on the box.
Jacob Teitelbaum, M.D. is one of the world's leading integrative medical authorities on fibromyalgia and chronic fatigue. He is the lead author of eight research studies on their effective treatments, and has published numerous health & wellness books, including the bestseller on fibromyalgia From Fatigued to Fantastic! and The Fatigue and Fibromyalgia Solution. Dr. Teitelbaum is one of the most frequently quoted fibromyalgia experts in the world and appears often as a guest on news and talk shows nationwide including Good Morning America, The Dr. Oz Show, Oprah & Friends, CNN, and Fox News Health.