Time for Some Corny Jokes

Published: August 15, 2022

My friend’s bakery burnt down yesterday. Now his business is toast.

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.

Why did it take so long for the pirates to learn the Alphabet? They got stuck at C.

My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.

Someone stole my mood ring yesterday. I still don’t know how I feel about that.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

I don't want to brag, but I finished the puzzle in under a week and it said 2-4 years on the box.

Jacob Teitelbaum, M.D. is one of the most frequently quoted post viral CFS, fibromyalgia, energy, sleep and pain medical authorities in the world. He is the author of 12 books including You Can Heal from Long Covid, the best-selling From Fatigued to Fantastic!, Pain Free 1-2-3, The Complete Guide to Beating Sugar Addiction, Real Cause Real Cure, The Fatigue and Fibromyalgia Solution, and the popular free Smart Phone app Cures A-Z. He is the lead author of eight research studies and three medical textbook chapters on effective treatment for fibromyalgia and chronic fatigue syndrome. Dr. Teitelbaum appears often as a guest on news and talk shows nationwide, including past appearances on Good Morning America, The Dr. Oz Show, Oprah & Friends, CNN, and FoxNewsHealth.

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